Endless Story.

[Esculas the Mighty]

Originally Posted by Neotyguy40

Once upon a time long, long ago, in the peaceful village of Ogvilre lived a Ogre named Egore in a hut made of stone, within his hut laid a red stone of ruby, his most prized possession. He loved this ruby so much he decided to show it off to the rest of the village. But the chief hated him, so he shoved a nuclear bomb up his ruby. Egore screamed in outrage and sorrow so he took his ruby and decided to put it in his which took 8 days and 7 night during that time he decided he would go on a magical quest. So the nuke exploded while in his and he died. The villagers were angry at their lose, so they took George W. Bush and made him sit through 15 hours of the tele-tubbies. After he died from the torture of horrible television, they ogre's ate his corpse, which they found was really untasteful. While they were having a SSBB tournament, they all died from their previous meal. All their technology disappeared, waiting to be found + fixed. When the elves found it about 419,101,302,000 years after, they used it to escape the planet, leaving the humans to rot in pieces...

kinda finnished the story there lol

[ash12181987]

Once upon a time long, long ago, in the peaceful village of Ogvilre lived a Ogre named Egore in a hut made of stone, within his hut laid a red stone of ruby, his most prized possession. He loved this ruby so much he decided to show it off to the rest of the village. But the chief hated him, so he shoved a nuclear bomb up his ruby. Egore screamed in outrage and sorrow so he took his ruby and decided to put it in his which took 8 days and 7 night during that time he decided he would go on a magical quest. So the nuke exploded while in his and he died. The villagers were angry at their lose, so they took George W. Bush and made him sit through 15 hours of the tele-tubbies. After he died from the torture of horrible television, they ogre's ate his corpse, which they found was really untasteful. While they were having a SSBB tournament, they all died from their previous meal. All their technology disappeared, waiting to be found + fixed. When the elves found it about 419,101,302,000 years after, they used it to escape the planet, leaving the humans to rot in pieces. The only problem was, in seizing the technology the elves had torn a hole in the space time continuum throwing them back to the stoneage...

[Tbeaz161]

Once upon a time long, long ago, in the peaceful village of Ogvilre lived a Ogre named Egore in a hut made of stone, within his hut laid a red stone of ruby, his most prized possession. He loved this ruby so much he decided to show it off to the rest of the village. But the chief hated him, so he shoved a nuclear bomb up his ruby. Egore screamed in outrage and sorrow so he took his ruby and decided to put it in his which took 8 days and 7 night during that time he decided he would go on a magical quest. So the nuke exploded while in his and he died. The villagers were angry at their lose, so they took George W. Bush and made him sit through 15 hours of the tele-tubbies. After he died from the torture of horrible television, they ogre's ate his corpse, which they found was really untasteful. While they were having a SSBB tournament, they all died from their previous meal. All their technology disappeared, waiting to be found + fixed. When the elves found it about 419,101,302,000 years after, they used it to escape the planet, leaving the humans to rot in pieces. [b]The only problem was, in seizing the technology the elves had torn a hole in the space time continuum throwing them back to the stoneage...Where they ruled over there ancestors for a centuary,