Jokes/Humor :D

[Tartear]

What does a bungee jumper and a prostitute have in common?
They both get their life screwed over once the rubber breaks.

[Redhorn]

How do you know when you have had to much to drink?

When you go into the restroom with half of a beer and leave with a full one.

[Norp]

Originally Posted by Redhorn

How do you know when you have had to much to drink?

When you go into the restroom with half of a beer and leave with a full one.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Nebel]

Originally Posted by amidamaru34

A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite reach it.The man decided to help the boy, walked up on to the porch and pushed the doorbell. He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked, "What now?"
The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"

that was pretty clever.