Zombie Apocalyspe!!!

[dominus()]

I live in a rural part of england, and have a couple of axes and a chainsaw, so melee wise im sorted, as for defense i would probably raid the local builders store like bradfords and put razor wire in the hedges and gates so zombies cant get over hedges round my house, theres a local store which sells bows and there are some savage compound crossbows, one bolt in the head would split them like a melon, as for food, i have chickens so im sorted for eggs atleast, id probs raid the nearest village for food. theres also a military rifle range about 12 miles away from my house so a couple of guns from there would be useful.

water wise i would be sorted , my house is supplied by a natural underground spring
electricty is the only problem
as for company, i would get my friends from london and other cities and build up watch towers and a wall
wait for them to come to us and them shoot them to bits...

[Liljagare]

I think around here it is too easy, live in Sweden..

This country's urbanization is larger underground than above ground, paranoia from the big scary commies since the 40's.. Stockholm is 9 times larger underground than above ground.

We have a nuclear bomb shelter 30 seconds from the house, that is where we'll live, and my dad who lives 1 minutes away on foot is in charge of the local home militia, has full supplies for 40 soldiers under his house that is supposed to last them 5 years.. that's the stuff I'll steal and bring him along to carry it all.. :P

That's food and weps covered! Naturarly the family gotta come along, and we'll shoot everyone else we encounter.. If we need transportation, there is a battallion buried out in the fields here, 15 minutes away, has APC's, tanks and jeeps..

Lulz, think I definetively will keep on living here!

[EmpressHebihime]

I couldn't remember all the questions but I would probably grab a chainsaw to saw through the hordes of zombies until I got to... Um... Oh right a boat by the lake close to the city and then get to the island in the middle. there I would eradicate the zombies and now I would be safe. Probably. xD

[nickson104]

Originally Posted by Liljagare

This country's urbanization is larger underground than above ground, paranoia from the big scary commies since the 40's.. Stockholm is 9 times larger underground than above ground.

We have a nuclear bomb shelter 30 seconds from the house, that is where we'll live, and my dad who lives 1 minutes away on foot is in charge of the local home militia, has full supplies for 40 soldiers under his house that is supposed to last them 5 years.. that's the stuff I'll steal and bring him along to carry it all.. :P

That's food and weps covered! Naturarly the family gotta come along, and we'll shoot everyone else we encounter.. If we need transportation, there is a battallion buried out in the fields here, 15 minutes away, has APC's, tanks and jeeps..

Lulz, think I definetively will keep on living here!

Dude!!! Paranoia? I think that is a bit more than paranoia!! Dude, your town has militia, that says something! That and the fact you all those vehicles at hand too... Thats insane! Yet totally awesome!

[Henry Martin]

Originally Posted by nickson104

Dude!!! Paranoia? I think that is a bit more than paranoia!! Dude, your town has militia, that says something! That and the fact you all those vehicles at hand too... Thats insane! Yet totally awesome!

America has a militia...we call them red necks and gangs.

[nickson104]

Originally Posted by u_have_krabs

America has a militia...we call them red necks and gangs.

Lol Not quite the same thing ya know?

[Henry Martin]

Originally Posted by nickson104

Lol Not quite the same thing ya know?

Why not? a lot of the red necks are in the NRA and have camouflage suits. Gangs might cause damage, but are more of a distraction or human shields.

[Liljagare]

Originally Posted by u_have_krabs

Why not? a lot of the red necks are in the NRA and have camouflage suits. Gangs might cause damage, but are more of a distraction or human shields.

Home militia here is like, old guys that know everything, but are too tired to be in the armed forces.. :P I think they mainly sit around and drink whiskey on their manouvers, dad never admits it though!

But them buggers have been around since the stoneage, if they can move, I think they are probarly up there with elite troops in knowledge and execution, just not in stamina..

They'd probarly figure out a way to kill zombies just so they could drink in peace! LOL!

[nickson104]

Originally Posted by Liljagare

Home militia here is like, old guys that know everything, but are too tired to be in the armed forces.. :P I think they mainly sit around and drink whiskey on their manouvers, dad never admits it though!

But them buggers have been around since the stoneage, if they can move, I think they are probarly up there with elite troops in knowledge and execution, just not in stamina..

They'd probarly figure out a way to kill zombies just so they could drink in peace! LOL!

Exactly That sounds cool actually, two birds with one stone, you have a militia for any emergency and it gives them something to do And yes they have the knowledge, but that knowledge may be outdated now you must remember, its a possibility

[Henry Martin]

Originally Posted by Liljagare

Home militia here is like, old guys that know everything, but are too tired to be in the armed forces.. :P I think they mainly sit around and drink whiskey on their manouvers, dad never admits it though!

But them buggers have been around since the stoneage, if they can move, I think they are probarly up there with elite troops in knowledge and execution, just not in stamina..

They'd probarly figure out a way to kill zombies just so they could drink in peace! LOL!

Hey, most Americans don't need a good reason to shoot something (just look at our history). Beside our Red neck militia drinks that bath tub brewed stuff (60% of them will go blind). They don't drink in peace. Most shooting accidents happen during the drinking time (guns and booze go together like peanut butter and jelly).