1) Reinstalling the fonts in the game directory.
2) Reinstalling the game itself.
3) Graphics Drivers are up to date
4) .Net Framework is up to date.
5) Changed font/icon sizing in Windows Settings (They were already on the smallest, I tried bumping them up to 125% - that didn't do anything but annoy me visually)
6) And yes, it's a fair assumption, I relogged at least once throughout this process.
7) If it were a physical item I would try to give it the US Army 5 ft drop test but alas, it is not.
PS: Running through steam as well.