Originally Posted by frankein_fish
Originally Posted by Neotyguy40
Oooo! I like da princesses!
General: Where is your princess?
Castle Guard: Ummm She down da hall make a right.
General: Lets go men my lovely is just down the hall.
Bodyguard 1: There he goes.
Bodyguard 2: Wow he is realy excited.
Bodyguard 3: You do realise our half-dwarf general lead us on an assault against an Ork castle not an Elven Castle.
Bodyguard 4: Well in his defense he has been drinking sence he was born, you know the whole mom and dad haveing a beared thing.