A very big, fat, smelly man with a fat, smelly dog came across a tiger in stilts. His name was Billy Bob Joe, who married his brother's cousin's uncle and had many children. Their life was living in the ghetto for many cold, hard months, farming underground in a plantation, smokin' da weed while flirting with the old hag; then got HPV, and wondered why the hell he He did a stupid old hag until he realised he was women and decided that he didn't care. Then he killed his dog because he made a huge hole in space and time.
After that he burned in hell. As the Devil torturing him he was playing with some sort of large extreme laxadent.
Laxadent isn't spelt right, someone can correct it...