View Full Version : Wish Granted Game

07-16-2011, 02:02 PM
Ok since ive seen tons of posts about people waiting for a beta account, lets play a game...i stole this from Aurious on another BBS, so props to him. I read the forum code of conduct and i dont think this violates it, but if it does, please square me away.

1: Grant somebody's wish
2: Cause something bad to happen
3: WIsh for something
4:No double postng kthx

RandomUser1:Wish granted, but it explodes in your face.
I wish I had a race car

RandomUser2: Wish granted, but some gangsta peepz stol em weelz.
I wish my computer had over 9000 GB of memory


I'll start... I wish I had a beta acount.

07-17-2011, 04:29 PM
Congrats, you now have one, but your computer was struck by lightning... you were sitting at it, at the time.

I wish I could find gold in my back yard.

07-31-2011, 12:48 PM
Wish granted, but now some relative of you kill you for the gold and take it all.

I want to be as rich as bill gates

Joseph Visscher
07-31-2011, 01:26 PM
(Is a paradox allowed?)

Wish granted, but somehow the second you got it you got audited and 99.9% of it went back to the people.

I wish the people would audit the two most rich people in the world and take most of their money back.

07-31-2011, 04:55 PM
Wish granted, but the other rich people in the world decided to retaliate and used all of their money to create a massive high-tech mercenary army to topple the global governments.

I wish i could have the blueprints (unpatented) to a FTL drive

07-31-2011, 07:56 PM
Wish granted, but before you could complete the last components the blueprints were gone

I wish I was a lich and commanded a legion of servants :)(not the one in wow i hate wow...)

Joseph Visscher
08-01-2011, 05:36 PM
wish granted, but they where the servents in world of warcraft, and because of this your girlfriend left you.
I wish I had a cookie.

08-01-2011, 06:20 PM
nooooooowww i hate wow lol XD

Wish granted,But the cookie monster took it and ate it right in front of you :P

i wish i had a cybernetic arm and eye :P heh fear me the cyborg Oo lol

08-11-2011, 05:26 PM
Wish granted, but when u try to fire your eye laser it gets a malfunction and explodes your brain.
I wish I had a golden labrador.

09-01-2011, 12:37 AM
I wish the people would audit the two most rich people in the world and take most of their money back.

09-19-2011, 01:47 AM

but one will rise above the rest and claim king
once crowned he reinstitutes the inquisition and teams up with the mormons turning us all in fanatic willingless flowerthrowers

so i wish for the power to resist thrown flowers and for the telephonecell from bill and ted to proof the age of earth

ah yes and of course for a neverending joint