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WearisomeWall
04-19-2008, 12:42 AM
This is not a thread to spam in
This is not an attempt at spamming

Some ground rules:
1. You must post a picture with your post to beat the previous picture
2. Pics must be within range of the rules (no naked pics, racism pics, tubgirl-like pics, etc)
3. Your pic must beat the previous pic in a serious or humorus way. For example, one could easily post a pic of an atom bomb, but then I could post a pic of Mario and have as a caption, "Mario eats mushrooms", then someone could post a pic of Bowser and have his own caption, and so on.
4. Don't get mad if your uber 1337 pic is beaten by someone else's. It's all in fun and games.

If you cannot find a picture, search for what you want at http://images.google.com
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And to start us off:
http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/7072/BW-kitten.jpg

Village Sock
04-19-2008, 04:57 AM
http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/images/lawn_mower.jpg

That poor cat...

Puppeteer
04-19-2008, 05:25 AM
http://www.mobiletopsoft.com/pocket-pc/newimg/Lighter_Venda.gif
I wonder if it can withstand fire...

WearisomeWall
04-19-2008, 09:18 AM
http://nlbelardes.com/images/bakopark5.jpg
Bye bye, fire.

Neotyguy40
04-19-2008, 11:54 AM
http://www.franticstamper.com/image/access/hydra%20spong.jpg

Looks like water just got eaten by a sponge!

Puppeteer
04-20-2008, 01:51 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Pac_Man.svg/385px-Pac_Man.svg.png
I know other things that like to eat....

Neotyguy40
04-20-2008, 10:10 PM
I have no idea how pacman is better then a sponge... But here is something that eats EVERYTHING

http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Kirby.jpg

WearisomeWall
04-20-2008, 11:38 PM
http://mudspice.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/isa-marshmallow.jpg
Kirby is marshmallow. Eat marshmallow.

Neotyguy40
04-21-2008, 11:17 AM
First of all, kirby isn't a marshmallow...

http://www.biggerhammer.net/mgshoot/kcrfall2k/flamethrower_upward.jpg

Melt the marshmallow!

Neotyguy40
04-23-2008, 07:09 PM
I'm gonna bring back this thread since no one seems to post on it.

Here is the uber pic...

http://www.ciai-s.net/black-holes.jpg

You can't beat a black hole, not even with a bigger black hole!

Puppeteer
04-24-2008, 01:30 PM
http://www.microcuts.net/uk/content/muse.jpg

Muse tamed it with their song (one of my favs)...

Neotyguy40
04-25-2008, 04:04 PM
???

Music can't tame a collapse atom of infinity density that not even light can escape!

Jean=A=Luc
04-25-2008, 05:03 PM
What are the rules exactly? Is one supposed to post a picture that somehow "pwns" the previous one or just any image?

Neotyguy40
04-25-2008, 05:24 PM
What are the rules exactly? Is one supposed to post a picture that somehow "pwns" the previous one or just any image?

Pwns... As in, be able to defeat. So my black hole image still stands...

http://www.ciai-s.net/black-holes.jpg

OMG!!! I GOT ROYAL DRAGON!!!

Jean=A=Luc
04-25-2008, 05:51 PM
Oops, I didn't look at the 1st page at all, sorry... :p

Hmmm, a black hole requires an extreme counter:
http://www.geekroar.com/film/archives/tng_fullcast-thumb.jpg

The TNG crew use their ingenuity and techno babble to modify the deflector array in order to fire a tachion beam which reverses the polarity of the black hole's graviton particles causing an oppositional direction change in its gravitational force so instead of sucking things in the b. hole "spits" everything out and eventually disperses due to loss of mass.

Of course, Geordy will first have to recalibrate the warp core's matter/anti-matter injectors in order to increase the ship's maximum energy output to compensate for the black hole's immense mass and force.:D

Neotyguy40
04-25-2008, 08:14 PM
Lol, it looks like they just dissaproved your laser license... Rofl! Look at the pic, they cut your bandwidth!

Puppeteer
04-26-2008, 04:07 AM
I thought the ideas here were meant to be abstract, and encourage lateral thinking. Not some caveman concept of water vs. fire where it literally has to have some definitive connection. I mean, there's not much that beats a blackhole except its lifecycle.
Looks like someone didn't read the 3rd or 4th rule anyway. This won't go well

Village Sock
04-26-2008, 04:35 AM
http://diamondnailsupplies.com/store/images/NailClipperStraight.jpg


Just don't question it. Capiche?

Jean=A=Luc
04-26-2008, 06:13 AM
edit: Nevermind.

Puppeteer
04-26-2008, 07:16 AM
Though I can interpret what that's getting at, doubtless some rigid person will question it

Neotyguy40
04-27-2008, 12:10 AM
Though I can interpret what that's getting at, doubtless some rigid person will question it

I guess I'm rigid...

Jean=A=Luc
04-27-2008, 05:02 AM
http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/11/1106_banned/image/14.jpg

Bigger, longer and uncut! :p

Puppeteer
04-27-2008, 09:12 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2752097/2/istockphoto_2752097_hair_cutting_shears.jpg
Colourful scissors cut it!

Jean=A=Luc
04-29-2008, 04:05 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/424185912_b2f6ebd446.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

The Witch King of Angmar
04-29-2008, 09:04 AM
I'd be scared if I were that goat.

Puppeteer
05-08-2008, 01:14 PM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg
Dynamite beats rock...

olauwers
05-24-2008, 05:58 AM
http://www.farmsum.net/home/farmsum4045/foto/bunker.jpg

Ve zhall be playing cardz in ze bunker, vhilzt you play vith your fire-ztickz.

Neotyguy40
05-25-2008, 06:19 PM
http://genso.9online.fr/images/flak88.jpg

Ze bunker goes boomy!

Esculas the Mighty
05-25-2008, 08:04 PM
thats looks like a AA-gun can those even attack land structures.....effectivly

wou129
05-26-2008, 08:31 AM
yea theay can romeels used them vary efectif in ww2 in africa against tanks

olauwers
05-26-2008, 09:23 AM
http://granitegrok.com/pix/soldier_size_mouse_trap.jpg

Not as long as this guy's in charge of the firing.

Puppeteer
05-26-2008, 01:12 PM
lol nice find...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/335920013_7a91aac68d.jpg
Armoured Mice ftw! They are impervious to rat-traps...

olauwers
05-26-2008, 01:43 PM
Lol! :p

http://www.clantemplates.com/renders/gallery/data/media/44/Dwarf_Hammer_Color.jpg

I don't have my forging hammer with me, but this'll do just as fine. :D

Joseph Visscher
05-26-2008, 03:45 PM
http://quicksilver899.com/Tolkien_Gallery/balrog2aPJ.jpg

Pethetic little dwaf got pwned by the Balrog! See the tiny peice of his boot stuck between it's teeth? I do.

Jean=A=Luc
05-26-2008, 04:44 PM
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2794/youshallnotpassnf9.jpg

He shall not pass! ;)

olauwers
05-27-2008, 08:24 AM
http://www.museums.norfolk.gov.uk/img/Museum%20pass%20leaflet%20cropped.jpg

Mr. & Mrs. Andrew & Andrea Smith, however, will.

Joseph Visscher
05-27-2008, 09:58 AM
http://caufieldfamily.com/joeandbeth/Files/2544/71283.jpg
all creditcards and passcards cut really reasy.

olauwers
05-27-2008, 11:13 AM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/screwdriver-1.jpg

I'll just screw the bolt out of your scissors.

Joseph Visscher
05-27-2008, 07:43 PM
http://www.tradecounterdirect.com/prodimages/hammer-drill.jpg

Cordless is better!
(lol wtf?)

frankein_fish
05-28-2008, 12:32 AM
hehehehe..........................
http://www.64knights.com/images/Atomic%20Canon.jpg

Just wait and see,just wait and see.....................

olauwers
05-28-2008, 06:03 AM
http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_cork2.jpg

Put a cork in the cannon, dear Henry, dear Henry.

frankein_fish
05-28-2008, 08:13 AM
http://www.jbsilverware.co.uk/ProductImages/btc.jpg


hehehehe.........Say goodbye to ur little cork and hello to another nuke shell :D
http://www.hobbyconnection.net/XCart_images/Product_thumbnails/t_16356.jpg

olauwers
05-28-2008, 08:33 AM
So now I have to defeat a corkscrew and a nuke at the same time? Well, then, there is only one answer.

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg

Bruce Lee will take on the corkscrew, Chuck Norris takes the Nuke. :D

Arctopus
05-28-2008, 09:39 AM
http://www.chroum.com/pics/portalgun/1.jpg
portalgun will teleport them both to hell.

Joseph Visscher
05-28-2008, 02:49 PM
http://www.koryanderson.com/img/largepics/Model_cube.jpg

The Companion Cube will always be there without arms out to you!

Arctopus
05-29-2008, 05:38 AM
http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/7/78/Gman.jpg

g-man is there when you need him!

Puppeteer
05-29-2008, 05:54 AM
http://www.gypsyderose.com/Kit%20Rae%20Nasek%20Serpent%20Dagger%20w-Display-2%20-%204170197A.jpg
not when he's dead from multiple stab wounds...

iceblast
05-29-2008, 06:17 AM
not when the legendary spartan shield is there

http://www.elvenforge.com/images/shield_MRP881004.jpg

olauwers
05-29-2008, 09:35 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~duncanblack/rotk.jpg

Kinda puts the use of a shield in perspective, don't you think?

iceblast
05-29-2008, 03:32 PM
i think arnie can take all those mummas on at one time.

http://www.arthurshall.com/images/custom_images/arnold_schwarzenegger_training.jpg

olauwers
05-29-2008, 03:47 PM
http://www.shapethefuture.org/links/images/ca_map_counties2.gif

Not on a Californian election day ;)

Joseph Visscher
05-29-2008, 07:39 PM
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Arnold_In_Pink.jpg
Atleast he will still look pretty and sweet.

Neotyguy40
05-29-2008, 10:18 PM
https://www.ezorderschoolsupplies.com/images/Marker%20-%20Blk%20-%20Scented.JPG

Ahaha! Arnold just got marker all over his face!

Joseph Visscher
05-30-2008, 08:47 AM
http://aphs.worldnomads.com/homeless_harry/2264/borat.jpg

Borat is a Scented Brown Mr.Sketch too!

Arctopus
05-31-2008, 03:42 AM
http://bmt1.cintobase.nl/upload/file_6419_200.jpg

will make him sound like a girl.

Neotyguy40
06-01-2008, 07:11 AM
http://eluzions.com/Pictures/Illusions/Stairs.gif

AHAHA!!! Stairs walked ontop of him... (or her)

Joseph Visscher
06-01-2008, 02:42 PM
http://my.bzflag.org/resources/images/wtf.png

.......

olauwers
06-01-2008, 03:33 PM
http://chriscakes.com/Images/pancakes.jpg

He will get eaten this saturday ;)

crex719
06-01-2008, 11:13 PM
http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/01mc.jpg
Please step away from the bunny. Now. And gimme some dam pancakes!

Neotyguy40
06-13-2008, 03:45 PM
http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png

Nuff said

Jean=A=Luc
07-03-2008, 08:37 AM
http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/videos/full/g-man.jpg

Whatever Mr. Freeman does, he's only a pawn in G-Man's play.

ash12181987
07-03-2008, 08:58 AM
http://img-fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/images/lurtz_decipher.jpg

Goodbye g-man

aVeron
07-18-2008, 04:17 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i129/poco_loco/The20Frozen20Throne20-1024x7681.jpg

Bow before me!

Tomas1297
07-18-2008, 05:45 AM
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chuck_norris.jpg
Eat 1337N355 Lich King

aVeron
07-18-2008, 06:00 AM
Ehm, I forgot to tell you that i have black belt in this!

http://www.adi.priv.hu/cucc/jew-jitsu.jpg

Suck that chuck norris!

Tomas1297
07-18-2008, 10:09 AM
Luke i am your father!
http://www.theforce.net/kids/alderaan/sw_pets/pics/phantom_cat.jpg

Jean=A=Luc
07-18-2008, 10:31 AM
http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/catsilencer.jpg

Light Sabers are just glowing *****s anyway.

Neotyguy40
07-21-2008, 11:03 AM
http://www.akiko-watanabe.com/images/Catnip-0305-for-contest.jpg

Well, I think he found something better then a *****... CATNIP!!!

Arctopus
03-13-2009, 09:08 AM
http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200605/2007-toyota-avensis-3_460x0w.jpg

Roadkilled! (true story...)

Joseph Visscher
03-13-2009, 11:12 AM
https://www.mywii.com.au/img/game/Bigfoot-Collision-Course--1.jpg

Unless Wii's Bigfoot has something to crush about

Bryan Oakley
03-13-2009, 12:42 PM
http://www.ilovethe80s.com/clydescarcrusher.jpg

Hehehe....

LiTos456
03-13-2009, 01:18 PM
http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/caution-this-is-sparta.jpg

Arctopus
03-18-2009, 09:48 AM
http://th07.deviantart.com/fs29/300W/f/2008/110/5/3/5393d3540374eb64ff022756fde02ebb.png

Portal Device saved the day!

LiTos456
03-18-2009, 12:59 PM
http://greg.medding.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/weighted-companion-cube.png

Grizzlez
03-25-2009, 12:43 PM
http://www.bungie.net/images/News/InlineImages2007/WKscarab2.jpg