Pic Wars

[WearisomeWall]

This is not a thread to spam in
This is not an attempt at spamming

Some ground rules:
1. You must post a picture with your post to beat the previous picture
2. Pics must be within range of the rules (no naked pics, racism pics, tubgirl-like pics, etc)
3. Your pic must beat the previous pic in a serious or humorus way. For example, one could easily post a pic of an atom bomb, but then I could post a pic of Mario and have as a caption, "Mario eats mushrooms", then someone could post a pic of Bowser and have his own caption, and so on.
4. Don't get mad if your uber 1337 pic is beaten by someone else's. It's all in fun and games.

If you cannot find a picture, search for what you want at http://images.google.com
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And to start us off:
http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/7072/BW-kitten.jpg

[Village Sock]

http://ohmyapt.apartmentratings.com/images/lawn_mower.jpg

That poor cat...

[Puppeteer]

http://www.mobiletopsoft.com/pocket-pc/newimg/Lighter_Venda.gif
I wonder if it can withstand fire...

[WearisomeWall]

http://nlbelardes.com/images/bakopark5.jpg
Bye bye, fire.

[Neotyguy40]

http://www.franticstamper.com/image/access/hydra%20spong.jpg

Looks like water just got eaten by a sponge!

[Puppeteer]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Pac_Man.svg/385px-Pac_Man.svg.png
I know other things that like to eat....

[Neotyguy40]

I have no idea how pacman is better then a sponge... But here is something that eats EVERYTHING

http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Kirby.jpg

[WearisomeWall]

http://mudspice.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/isa-marshmallow.jpg
Kirby is marshmallow. Eat marshmallow.

[Neotyguy40]

First of all, kirby isn't a marshmallow...

http://www.biggerhammer.net/mgshoot/kcrfall2k/flamethrower_upward.jpg

Melt the marshmallow!

[Neotyguy40]

I'm gonna bring back this thread since no one seems to post on it.

Here is the uber pic...

http://www.ciai-s.net/black-holes.jpg

You can't beat a black hole, not even with a bigger black hole!

[Puppeteer]

http://www.microcuts.net/uk/content/muse.jpg

Muse tamed it with their song (one of my favs)...

[Neotyguy40]

???

Music can't tame a collapse atom of infinity density that not even light can escape!

[Jean=A=Luc]

What are the rules exactly? Is one supposed to post a picture that somehow "pwns" the previous one or just any image?

[Neotyguy40]

What are the rules exactly? Is one supposed to post a picture that somehow "pwns" the previous one or just any image?

Pwns... As in, be able to defeat. So my black hole image still stands...

http://www.ciai-s.net/black-holes.jpg

OMG!!! I GOT ROYAL DRAGON!!!

[Jean=A=Luc]

Oops, I didn't look at the 1st page at all, sorry... :p

Hmmm, a black hole requires an extreme counter:
http://www.geekroar.com/film/archives/tng_fullcast-thumb.jpg

The TNG crew use their ingenuity and techno babble to modify the deflector array in order to fire a tachion beam which reverses the polarity of the black hole's graviton particles causing an oppositional direction change in its gravitational force so instead of sucking things in the b. hole "spits" everything out and eventually disperses due to loss of mass.

Of course, Geordy will first have to recalibrate the warp core's matter/anti-matter injectors in order to increase the ship's maximum energy output to compensate for the black hole's immense mass and force.:D

[Neotyguy40]

Lol, it looks like they just dissaproved your laser license... Rofl! Look at the pic, they cut your bandwidth!

[Puppeteer]

I thought the ideas here were meant to be abstract, and encourage lateral thinking. Not some caveman concept of water vs. fire where it literally has to have some definitive connection. I mean, there's not much that beats a blackhole except its lifecycle.
Looks like someone didn't read the 3rd or 4th rule anyway. This won't go well

[Village Sock]

http://diamondnailsupplies.com/store/images/NailClipperStraight.jpg


Just don't question it. Capiche?

[Jean=A=Luc]

edit: Nevermind.

[Puppeteer]

Though I can interpret what that's getting at, doubtless some rigid person will question it

[Neotyguy40]

Though I can interpret what that's getting at, doubtless some rigid person will question it

I guess I'm rigid...

[Jean=A=Luc]

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/11/1106_banned/image/14.jpg

Bigger, longer and uncut! :p

[Puppeteer]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2752097/2/istockphoto_2752097_hair_cutting_shears.jpg
Colourful scissors cut it!

[Jean=A=Luc]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/424185912_b2f6ebd446.jpg

Rock beats scissors.

[The Witch King of Angmar]

I'd be scared if I were that goat.

[Puppeteer]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/dynamite-sam.jpg
Dynamite beats rock...

[olauwers]

http://www.farmsum.net/home/farmsum4045/foto/bunker.jpg

Ve zhall be playing cardz in ze bunker, vhilzt you play vith your fire-ztickz.

[Neotyguy40]

http://genso.9online.fr/images/flak88.jpg

Ze bunker goes boomy!

[Esculas the Mighty]

thats looks like a AA-gun can those even attack land structures.....effectivly

[wou129]

yea theay can romeels used them vary efectif in ww2 in africa against tanks

[olauwers]

http://granitegrok.com/pix/soldier_size_mouse_trap.jpg

Not as long as this guy's in charge of the firing.

[Puppeteer]

lol nice find...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/335920013_7a91aac68d.jpg
Armoured Mice ftw! They are impervious to rat-traps...

[olauwers]

Lol! :p

http://www.clantemplates.com/renders/gallery/data/media/44/Dwarf_Hammer_Color.jpg

I don't have my forging hammer with me, but this'll do just as fine. :D

[Joseph Visscher]

http://quicksilver899.com/Tolkien_Gallery/balrog2aPJ.jpg

Pethetic little dwaf got pwned by the Balrog! See the tiny peice of his boot stuck between it's teeth? I do.

[Jean=A=Luc]

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/2794/youshallnotpassnf9.jpg

He shall not pass! ;)

[olauwers]

http://www.museums.norfolk.gov.uk/img/Museum%20pass%20leaflet%20cropped.jpg

Mr. & Mrs. Andrew & Andrea Smith, however, will.

[Joseph Visscher]

http://caufieldfamily.com/joeandbeth/Files/2544/71283.jpg
all creditcards and passcards cut really reasy.

[olauwers]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/screwdriver-1.jpg

I'll just screw the bolt out of your scissors.

[Joseph Visscher]

http://www.tradecounterdirect.com/prodimages/hammer-drill.jpg

Cordless is better!
(lol wtf?)

[frankein_fish]

hehehehe..........................
http://www.64knights.com/images/Atomic%20Canon.jpg

Just wait and see,just wait and see.....................

[olauwers]

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_cork2.jpg

Put a cork in the cannon, dear Henry, dear Henry.

[frankein_fish]

http://www.jbsilverware.co.uk/ProductImages/btc.jpg


hehehehe.........Say goodbye to ur little cork and hello to another nuke shell :D
http://www.hobbyconnection.net/XCart_images/Product_thumbnails/t_16356.jpg

[olauwers]

So now I have to defeat a corkscrew and a nuke at the same time? Well, then, there is only one answer.

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/upload/2006/10/bruce%20lee%20beats%20up%20chuck%20norris.jpg

Bruce Lee will take on the corkscrew, Chuck Norris takes the Nuke. :D

[Arctopus]

http://www.chroum.com/pics/portalgun/1.jpg
portalgun will teleport them both to hell.

[Joseph Visscher]

http://www.koryanderson.com/img/largepics/Model_cube.jpg

The Companion Cube will always be there without arms out to you!

[Arctopus]

http://developer.valvesoftware.com/w/images/7/78/Gman.jpg

g-man is there when you need him!

[Puppeteer]

http://www.gypsyderose.com/Kit%20Rae%20Nasek%20Serpent%20Dagger%20w-Display-2%20-%204170197A.jpg
not when he's dead from multiple stab wounds...

[iceblast]

not when the legendary spartan shield is there

http://www.elvenforge.com/images/shield_MRP881004.jpg

[olauwers]

http://home.comcast.net/~duncanblack/rotk.jpg

Kinda puts the use of a shield in perspective, don't you think?

[iceblast]

i think arnie can take all those mummas on at one time.

http://www.arthurshall.com/images/custom_images/arnold_schwarzenegger_training.jpg

[olauwers]

http://www.shapethefuture.org/links/images/ca_map_counties2.gif

Not on a Californian election day ;)

[Joseph Visscher]

http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Arnold_In_Pink.jpg
Atleast he will still look pretty and sweet.

[Neotyguy40]

https://www.ezorderschoolsupplies.com/images/Marker%20-%20Blk%20-%20Scented.JPG

Ahaha! Arnold just got marker all over his face!

[Joseph Visscher]

http://aphs.worldnomads.com/homeless_harry/2264/borat.jpg

Borat is a Scented Brown Mr.Sketch too!

[Arctopus]

http://bmt1.cintobase.nl/upload/file_6419_200.jpg

will make him sound like a girl.

[Neotyguy40]

http://eluzions.com/Pictures/Illusions/Stairs.gif

AHAHA!!! Stairs walked ontop of him... (or her)

[Joseph Visscher]

http://my.bzflag.org/resources/images/wtf.png

.......

[olauwers]

http://chriscakes.com/Images/pancakes.jpg

He will get eaten this saturday ;)

[crex719]

http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/halo2bios/01mc.jpg
Please step away from the bunny. Now. And gimme some dam pancakes!

[Neotyguy40]

http://www.techimo.com/photo/data/509/truth.png

Nuff said

[Jean=A=Luc]

http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/videos/full/g-man.jpg

Whatever Mr. Freeman does, he's only a pawn in G-Man's play.

[ash12181987]

http://img-fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/images/lurtz_decipher.jpg

Goodbye g-man

[aVeron]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i129/poco_loco/The20Frozen20Throne20-1024x7681.jpg

Bow before me!

[Tomas1297]

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chuck_norris.jpg
Eat 1337N355 Lich King

[aVeron]

Ehm, I forgot to tell you that i have black belt in this!

http://www.adi.priv.hu/cucc/jew-jitsu.jpg

Suck that chuck norris!

[Tomas1297]

Luke i am your father!
http://www.theforce.net/kids/alderaan/sw_pets/pics/phantom_cat.jpg

[Jean=A=Luc]

http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/catsilencer.jpg

Light Sabers are just glowing *****s anyway.

[Neotyguy40]

http://www.akiko-watanabe.com/images/Catnip-0305-for-contest.jpg

Well, I think he found something better then a *****... CATNIP!!!

[Arctopus]

http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200605/2007-toyota-avensis-3_460x0w.jpg

Roadkilled! (true story...)

[Joseph Visscher]

https://www.mywii.com.au/img/game/Bigfoot-Collision-Course--1.jpg

Unless Wii's Bigfoot has something to crush about

[Bryan Oakley]

http://www.ilovethe80s.com/clydescarcrusher.jpg

Hehehe....

[LiTos456]

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/caution-this-is-sparta.jpg

[Arctopus]

http://th07.deviantart.com/fs29/300W/f/2008/110/5/3/5393d3540374eb64ff022756fde02ebb.png

Portal Device saved the day!

[LiTos456]

http://greg.medding.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/weighted-companion-cube.png

[Grizzlez]

http://www.bungie.net/images/News/InlineImages2007/WKscarab2.jpg